![]() To an amazing friend on their birthday, my only regret is not meeting you sooner so I could have annoyed you longer.My life would be so totally boring without you there to watch. Happy birthday! I’m really glad you were born today.Happy birthday! I think it’s great… how you used to be young.Fun fact: Having a good birthday is 90% mental and 10% alcohol.Is it hotter in here than usual? Must be all the candles on your cake.I mean, you have ME so I don’t know what else you have to wish for…but go off I guess…Happy birthday!.Time for you to smile awkwardly while friends and family botch your birthday song. It’s your birthday, you know what that means.Real friends get you drunk on your birthday. Friends celebrate friends on their birthdays.Happy birthday! May your heart today be as full as your Facebook wall will be with birthday messages from people you’ve never spoken to.Forget about the past you can’t change, the future you can’t predict, and definitely forget about the present because I didn’t get you one.Happy birthday! I hope you celebrate this birthday the way you celebrated the first one, naked and screaming.I say take it with a whole bunch of salt, and bonus points if it accompanies a very large margarita. They say take every birthday with a grain of salt.It’s your birthday, the anniversary of the day you triumphantly escaped from your mother’s womb.May you live to be so old that the very sight of you terrifies babies and ex-lovers.Hungry toy dinosaurs wearing hats and holding forks next to a birthday Cake on a gray background
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